Gentlemen, have you heard the news? There's a war on food happening right here in America. And who do you think is leading the charge? None other than the world's biggest "farmer" himself - Bill Gates. That's right, the same guy who brought you Windows is now advocating for lab-grown food.
No, this is not a plot for the next terrible Netflix movie, it's just the latest chapter in the life of the tech mogul turned food revolutionary. He's been pushing fake meat harder than a telemarketer, telling us that eggs are bad for us, only to advertise lab-grown eggs, which, surprise surprise, he just so happens to have a large investment stake in.
When he's not talking down to farmers, he's suspiciously buying up his own farm land. His arguments make as much sense as a dementia-stricken grandparent. So, let's give some love to our hardworking American farmers and eat that steak proudly. Don't let Bill Gates and his lab-grown food take over our plates.
